Hidden Dangers of Green Juice that the Raw Food Advocates Don’t Talk About!

That’s right.  Matt and Angela aren’t talking about it.  Tera has kept it a secret.  But I’m here today to reveal the dangers of drinking green juice in a white shirt.  And a white sweater.  While driving.  And the car in front of you slams on its brakes…  I’m sure you can see where this is heading.  (To the dry cleaner!)  Yup, I got a big old splash of green juice this morning on my little white shirt dress.  And my sweater sleeve.  And shift stick, and seat, and steering wheel…

I didn’t have any napkins in the car, but I did have a package of those natural hand wipe things.  So, I maneuvered one out and started soaking up the stains, albeit with one hand while driving.  Apparently I slowed down considerably while trying to achieve this because the cars behind me started honking and going around me.    By the time I got to work, the stains had faded to yellow, and I blotted out the rest in the sink when I got here.  Good thing my juice didn’t have any wheat grass!

It sucked, but was a gentle humorous reminder of how much things have turned around.  It used to be that I would eat a powdered donut on the way to work in my black clothes and try not to get donut powder on me!  (Unless it was needed in a pinch if I left my compact at home.  Then I would rub a donut on my face.  Haha!  Just kidding…)

I think my internal gravity is off today because after I got to work, I also managed to squirt Ginger Spice lotion onto my shirt, and then when I opened my compact the powder spilled out onto my pants.

However, I’m having a great hair day.    So, I guess 1 out of 4 ain’t bad.